🔥 $BITM: BITCOIN INTERNET MONEY • BORN JAN 3, 2009 • ANONYMOUS DAD SATOSHI NAKAMOTO • LAUNCHING SOON ON BONSONBTC • 0% TAX • ONLY GREEN CANDLES 🚀 • OLDEST COIN IN CRYPTO 🔥 $BITM: BITCOIN INTERNET MONEY • BORN JAN 3, 2009 • ANONYMOUS DAD SATOSHI NAKAMOTO • LAUNCHING SOON ON BONSONBTC • 0% TAX • ONLY GREEN CANDLES 🚀 • OLDEST COIN IN CRYPTO
GENESIS BLOCK
JAN 03, 2009
Block 0 Born • 100% Pure Organic Meme

Bitcoin
Internet
Money

"My beard is long because I've been holding BTC for 14 years. $BITM is internet money for everyone; I'll take you to the moon."

CONTRACT ADDRESS (SOL / BTC): COPIED TO CLIPBOARD!
Follow BUY $BITM ⚡
Bitcoin Internet Money project mascot
👀 WATCHING THE CHARTS
🚀 INFINITE APPRECIATION MACHINE

$BITM GOD CANDLE SIMULATOR

Bitcoin Internet Money only knows one direction: UP ONLY. Smash the green button to pump!

Simulated Price
$69,420.00
Gains
+1,337%
STATUS: SUPERCYCLE CONFIRMED Satoshi's Genesis Hash Validated
CREATIVE WORKSHOP

BITM MEME STUDIO

Make your own viral Bitcoin Internet Money meme right here. Customise the text, sign, or pick classic Satoshi quotes, then export to .PNG in high-def!

CAPTION TEXT SIZE 38px
CANVAS OUTPUT: 800 x 800 HD 100% CLIENT-SIDE
FAIR & SIMPLE MATH

TOKENOMICS

Bitcoin Internet Money is built for the long run. No hidden tricks, no VC unlocks, just honest internet money.

🪙

21,000,000

TOTAL HARD-CAPPED SUPPLY

Just like Dad Satoshi designed in 2009. 21 Million $BITM coins forever. You cannot print more internet money out of thin air.

🚫

0% / 0% TAX

ZERO BUY / ZERO SELL

BITM hates complicated tax brackets. Buy, transfer, spend and hold with zero friction or arbitrary fees.

🔒

100% LOCKED

LIQUIDITY PERMANENTLY BURNED

Contract ownership revoked and initial liquidity pool burned. Sleeping safely just like Satoshi’s untouched stash.

THE PATH TO VALHALLA

THE MOONMAP

No corporate roadmaps. Just three unstoppable phases to flip fiat forever.

PHASE 1

Genesis Awakening

JAN 2009 - PRESENT

  • ✅ Satoshi mines block 0
  • ✅ BITM takes a 15-year power nap
  • ✅ Wakes up, sees meme coins, decides to show them how it's done
STATUS: COMPLETED ✅
PHASE 2

The BONSONBTC Launch

CURRENT MISSION

  • 🚀 Fair deployment on BONSONBTC
  • 📢 Viral meme maker storm across Crypto Twitter
  • 🔥 First 10,000 Genesis believers onboarded
STATUS: COMMENCING NOW ⚡
PHASE 3

Retire on The Moon

DESTINATION: INFINITY

  • 🌕 Printing endless God Candles
  • 🤝 BITM builds a rocking chair in a lunar crater
  • ☕ Sipping coffee while fiat goes to zero
STATUS: INEVITABLE 🚀
✅ Action completed!